mark mclaughlin
FOUR-LETTER WORD BEGINNING WITH `F'
We're extremely proud to include Bram Stoker Award winner Mark McLaughlin's column Four-Letter Word Beginning with `F’ as one of the features EXCLUSIVE to HORROR GARAGE!
Mark McLaughlin's fiction, nonfiction and poetry have appeared/are forthcoming in more than 650 magazines, anthologies, newspapers, and websites, including Horror Garage, The Black Gate, Galaxy, Black October, Gothic.Net, Space & Time, Writer's Digest, FilmFax, The Best of Palace Corbie, all three Bending the Landscape volumes, The Book of All Flesh and its two companion volumes, and two volumes each of The Best of the Rest, The Best of HorrorFind, and The Year's Best Horror Stories. Forthcoming appearances include Cemetery Dance, Dark Arts, Midnight Premieres, and In Laymon's Terms. Collections of his fiction include Slime After Slime, Hell Is Where The Heart Is, Motivational Shrieker, and At the Foothills of Frenzy (with co-authors Shane Ryan Staley and Brian Knight). Also, he is the co-author, with Rain Graves and David Niall Wilson, of the poetry collection The Gossamer Eye, which won a Bram Stoker Award for Superior Achievement in Poetry. Many of his works can be purchased at www.shocklines.com Visit Mark on the web at www.geocities.com/mcmonstrous
FORGET THOSE TEENAGE MUTANTS
I'VE GOT YOUR TURTLE POWER RIGHT HERE**NEW!**
THE CURSE OF LOT'S WIFE
OR, JUST A PEEK CAN'T HURT
YOU DON'T OWN ME...
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN MADE A DOWN PAYMENT!
GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!
I'M ALLERGIC TO MACHETES
(THEY MAKE ME FALL APART AND DIE)
I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP, MR. AVATI
TIME MARCHES ON...AND IT'S SURE TRAMPLED
THE HELL OUT OF YOUR FACE
THE MORAL DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION
BEASTLY BEHAVIOR: OR, SORRY FOR RIPPING YOU A NEW ONE,
BUT I'VE BEEN HAVING A HELL OF A WEEK
DRINK TO ME ONLY WITH BRINE EYES
